Top 10 reasons to back Democrats

Published in the July 25th Bedford Indiana Times-Mail newspaper, authored by a local Mason:

To the editor:

Why I’m voting for Democrats from now on:

1. I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn
than I would;

2. Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it;

3. When we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re
doing because they now think we’re good people;

4. I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us
that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a
Prius;

5. I believe oil companies’ profits of four percent on a gallon of gas are
obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15 percent isn’t;

6. I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves.
They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for
redistribution as government sees fit;

7. I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their
agendas past the voters;

8. I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry
my dog;

9. I believe that when the terrorists don’t have to hide from us over there,
they will come over here and I won’t have any guns in the house to fight them
off with;

10. I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies as long as we
keep all death row inmates alive.

Buddy Hendricks

Mitchell